Jews Don’t Believe in Hell, We Believe in Life

A few months ago my business partner found out there was an upcoming Jewish holiday (Rosh Hashanah maybe) and asked me if I wanted or needed to take the day off. I told her that unless it would magically make my to do list shrink I was going to spend the day working thank you very much.

Now I’ve got the devil’s cold, which has put me pretty much out of commision for the day. Do you think this is god’s way of playing a trick on me? This is why Jews don’t believe in hell, because we’ve got a rough enough time of it here on earth.

(The thoughts and opinions expressed on this blog are mine and mine only. They are [probably] not shared by others of the chosen people.)

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One response to “Jews Don’t Believe in Hell, We Believe in Life

  1. This made me do a little evil chuckle. I however, know I’m going to Hell. I’m just hoping Martha Stewart can decorate the hand basket that I’m going there in. I would like to arrive in style.

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